(Sing to the tune of "These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things")

Vendors and partners who do what they say
New work that isn't due yesterday
Clients so happy they're doing handsprings
These are a few of my favorite blings

Compelling promos that cause sales to rise
Jobs run like clockwork without a surprise
Clients who say that my copy sure sings
These are a few of my favorite blings

Web content written so everyone's pleased
Invoices paid without me on my knees
Strategies built not on prayers and their wings
These are a few of my favorite blings  

When the muse dies, when the news stings
I simply remember my favorite blings
And then I do feel so glad!